KK's Most Quotable Lines

“I want a Kit Kat and I want to put it in a bread roll… with chips.”

“It just occurred to me that if I had a kid, it will look like me.”

“Apparently I’m meant to be a virgo. So that makes me modest and shy… I get that."

“I’m into the douchebag look.”

“My cape would look better on your bedroom floor.”

“Spongebob was jacking off the other day… Carina liked it too.”

“I think I voted for the sex party. I was like, ‘What are you doing? Awh, sex, yeah!’”

Carina: “I didn’t know [Ricky Martin] had a bum on his chin.”

KK: “I bet HE did, and he enjoyed it.”