Sunday 27 October 2013

Just for you...


KK's Most Quotable Lines


I want a Kit Kat and I want to put it in a bread roll with chips.

It just occurred to me that if I had a kid, it will look like me.

Apparently Im meant to be a virgo. So that makes me modest and shy I get that."

Im into the douchebag look.

My cape would look better on your bedroom floor.

Spongebob was jacking off the other day Carina liked it too.

I think I voted for the sex party. I was like, What are you doing? Awh, sex, yeah!’”

Carina: I didnt know [Ricky Martin] had a bum on his chin.
KK: I bet HE did, and he enjoyed it.

37 Reasons KK Is Awesome

1. Shes the most gangsta person ever.


2. She writes exactly like she talks (gangsta!).


3. Underneath the thug exterior she is actually really sweet.

 
4. She can get along with anyone. 


5. She has amazeballs style.

 
6. Her ability to accessorise knows no bounds. 


7. She can rock a beanie like nobodys business.

 
8. She's fierce and feisty. 


9. Shes super talented and can make anyone look flawless.


10. She is a really excellent shopper.


11. No matter how busy she is, shell find time for you (and your crucial outfit decisions).




12. She gives great hugs.


 
13. Especially when her boobs are involved.


14. Because she has great boobs.


15. Shes obsessed with Drake.


16. But she doesnt mind some skinny white boy action.


17. Even if they look like Stewie Griffin. 


18. Her hair is full of (celeb) secrets.

 
19. She knows how to get blood stains out of clothes.

 

20. Shes like, really pretty.


21. Shes no vego. Like, she really knows how to eat fried chicken.

 
22. She even created a hashtag about it #chickenforeveryone.



23. Shes really good at pretending not to be annoyed when she has to style celeb shoots at the last minute.

 
24. Her iPod is full of awesomeness, even if it gives her anxiety.

 
 25. She is the co-creator of the weirdest, most random and arguably most awesome man wall in history.


26. She gives better travel advice than Flight Centre.


27. She was pretty much born to live in NYC. 

 
28. She is super hilarious and quick-witted.


29. Especially when it comes to dirty jokes.
 


30. She really knows how to put things in perspective and look on the bright side.


31. She has big dreams and will totally make them happen.


32. One time, she Zach-bombed the man pole.


33. Shes always fun to be around.


34. Shes really considerate and takes care of her family and friends.


35. She can twerk better than Miley. 


36. She is the greatest KK in the world. And we're not biased at all.


37. We heart her forever.